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yay im gonna try to write a theory c: ohgodimsorrythisisgonnabeterrible.

homestuck theory

dont you know about homestuck? that weird little webcomic that andrew hussie made? yea, that one.
well, people say its all fun and games, but theres a darker side to it, and here it is.. . .
john eggbert, the main human, had great and caring friends and the lovable trolls, well those trolls arent even real. john created them when he was in a coma after playing baseball or something, noone knows what they were playing, they might of just have been playing with a ball and it hit john in the head, but all dave would tell anybody -or, understand anyway since he was sobbing- was that they were playing with a baseball, and the next thing he knew it had hit john in the head. next thing was that ambulances were all around, along with cops. thinking that he was dead john walked over to john and kept saying, "im sorry dude, im sorry that i threw the ball to hard, im sorry for saying you weren't cool, for saying that you loved jade, for saying that you were inlove with nic cage"  then john was rushed to the hospital. they found that he was in a coma. so they let him rest there for 4 years, a year to think up them playing sburb and get as far as they did and make up the trolls, and then 3 years to be on the ship to meet up, wich never happened because they say along the way he died in his sleep, but dave - who was with him everyday until he died- said that he was alive for 10 minutes before he died and they confessed everything that they needed to say to eachother.
he wrote down everything he made up in the coma. somethings were so horrifying and disturbing that dave puked a few times. john also told dave why they died, and how they came along,about their
culture and history, and how the trolls did things, and what they represented.

heres what the note said:

karkat - he represented the anger and leadership for john, and to be able to tell him that hes not a homo to lie about his sexuality and to be like dave.

aradia - aradia was the kindness in john and need to protect his friends.

sollux - sollux was the obscene offensive side of john that noone saw.

tavros - tavros was the shyness in john and the fear that was always inside john but he never showed.

nepeta - nepeta was the fun loving caring and always happy part of john.

kanaya - kanaya was represented like his father, caring and loving.

terezi - terezi was the weirder side that never saw the bad in anything.

vriska - vriska, was made to the love interest that was forgotten. also, to be the snarky short tempered side that was rareily showed.

equise - equise was supposed to be the inner strenghth that was always there, but douted.

gamzee - gamzee, was for the times that john was mad at dave. also, to be the sweet adorable side that went insane.

eridan - eridan, was meant to be the sad depresed lonely miserable part of john after his dad died.

feferi - like nepeta, feferi was supposed to be fun loving and care free part of john.

well, i am actually proud of this, took about 15 minutes to write all this and to come up with this c: hope this gets some love.  . .. . .
  • Listening to: music
  • Reading: homestuck :D
  • Watching: tv
  • Playing: assassins creed
  • Eating: ice cream
  • Drinking: faygo
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MatthewTheSnoo Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014
What the fuck
CITY-MUTT Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i know--
this is hella old i dont know why people even fuckign look at it
Hetaliarp44 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
maybe you should have a re read, it doesnt flow well due to grammar but seems pretty good other then that
DairyQueenMoo Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
holy shit
CITY-MUTT Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is really fuckin old--
ponyaa Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's okay.

CITY-MUTT Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is fuckin old omfg
i dont care for opinions on old stuff like this--
ponyaa Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay, sorry.
mimizu-chan Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
wow that's really good...
all makes perfect scence o_o ^-^
goodgirl44 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is really good! I might draw some fanart for this (maybe a ball flying through a dudes face XD)
anabt2121 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
Oh my god. It makes perfect sense!! I just don't want John to die. (T ^ T)
Great story. Now I'm gonna go cry because John died.
CITY-MUTT Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you :3
didnt wanna kill john either but i had to T^T
Chi-ChiKoalabear Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lol~ That's great~ I'm gonna show my friend Brittany Monday~
CITY-MUTT Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yay~ tell her don't make people go onto comas~!
Chi-ChiKoalabear Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
okay I will~
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